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The tools and the diagnoses stay free forever. What costs money is the full grimoire: all seven schools complete, the bestiary, the arsenal, the practicum, the duelling club and the restricted section.

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There is no timer here, no "three places left", and there never will be. A product that teaches you to spot manufactured urgency has no business using it.

Free, and staying free

  • Self-diagnosis · right now — seven situations, a card for the day
  • Before you act — five questions and a 72-hour hold
  • The full diagnosis — twelve statements, a score and the schools
  • Thirteen school pages — four plates in each
  • The School of Rhythm complete — nine plates, so you know what a plate is

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Why it costs anything

Three of us put this together. Sixty-one plates, and for each one we had to find not only the dark form but what answers it and what its healthy twin looks like — the same shape with nothing bad behind it. Eight creatures in the bestiary. Seventeen engravings. Twelve exercises, each with the sign that tells you it is working. All of it in two languages and two editions, with research or clinical practice under every mechanism rather than an opinion.

Twenty-nine pounds is a symbolic fee, not the price of the work. It is roughly one paperback and considerably less than an hour of a professional. The point is not the revenue: what is paid for gets read more carefully than what is free, and that is the only reason there is a price here at all.

It includes everything that comes next. The grimoire is alive: plates get sharper, schools get added to, tools get built, a short path and Russian materials are on the way. Pay once and you get those too — no subscription, no second payment.

Refunds with no questions and no explanation, at any time. Write to hello@myfigaro.ai and it is done.

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